Unbelievable Views! Greece's Hidden Gem: The Oxilithos Mountain House
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the gloriously messy, opinionated, and oh-so-real world of Unbelievable Views! Greece's Hidden Gem: The Oxilithos Mountain House. Forget the robotic hotel reviews you’re used to. I’m here to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and maybe a few embellished bits for good measure.
First Impressions (and a Little Bit of Griping):
Right off the bat, let's be real. "Unbelievable Views!" is a bold claim. But, and this is a big but, they kinda, sorta, really deliver on that promise. The name Oxilithos Mountain House evokes this picture of some remote spot, and yeah, it's a bit out there. (Okay, maybe a lot out there. I'm talking windy roads, the GPS yelling at you – classic Greek adventure!) But the moment I stepped out of the car and saw… well, I’m not going to spoil it completely. Let's just say the Instagram game is strong here.
The accessibility… Ugh. Okay, let's address the elephant in the room. Or, rather the lack of an elephant-friendly ramp. It's advertised as having Facilities for disabled guests, but let's be real. True wheelchair accessibility? Not really. This isn't a flat, modern hotel. This is a charm-filled, slightly-hilly, mountain house. So, if you're highly dependent on accessibility, just be aware. This is Greece, not Disneyland. And speaking of Disneyland, the elevator situation is… present, but not necessarily designed for a full-on, bustling cruise ship.
But the views! You forgive a lot when you're breathing in that clean, mountain air and staring at what feels like the entire Aegean Sea laid out before you.
Living the Dream (and Maybe Dreaming of a Nap):
Okay, let's zoom into the actual staying part. The rooms? Fantastic. I’m talking actual Blackout curtains - thank you, sweet, sweet darkness! The bed? So comfortable, I actually considered staging a permanent residency under the covers. They've got everything: Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Double-check! The Internet access – well, let’s be honest, it’s Greece. The super fast Internet LAN access is a bit spotty, but the Wi-Fi? Good enough to upload those killer sunset pics. (Priorities, people!) Plus, a Coffee/tea maker? A lifesaver for this caffeine-addicted traveler.
They also have a mini bar… and I may or may not have sampled its contents. (Okay, I definitely did.)
The bathroom was clean, which is always a win. And the Separate shower/bathtub? Bliss! Slippers, Bathrobes, complimentary toiletries? Yep, all there. I felt like a pampered Roman emperor, or at least a very spoiled tourist.
Food, Glorious Food! (And a Few Hiccups):
Now, let’s talk food. Because, let's be honest, Grecian food is a big deal. And the Oxilithos Mountain House? Has some serious game.
- Restaurants: They have several Restaurants, and let me tell you, I tried them.
- Breakfast Buffet: I'm a buffet person, so the Breakfast [buffet] was a winner. I went for the traditional Western breakfast and some local pastries because when in Greece!.
- A la carte; If you want dinner, they have it, and it's pretty damn delicious too.
- Poolside bar because what’s life without a cocktail by the swimming pool, and they had a great selection.
Now, I have to be honest. One of the (small) irritations I had was the Vegetarian restaurant, which was difficult to find. It's advertised, but not always obvious. But once I found it, it's pretty delicious! And yes, they do offer Room service [24-hour], perfect for those late-night snack cravings. Things to Do (Besides Staring at the View):
This isn't a resort where you'll be bored. Beyond the obvious (staring at the view), Options are plentiful for you to rest, and relax: They have a Swimming pool [outdoor, Pool with view, Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Spa, Massage, Sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Foot bath.
Safety and Cleanliness (Because We Actually Care Now):
Okay, this is a big one. After the last few years… well, we all have a newfound appreciation for hygiene. And Oxilithos Mountain House seems to get it. They’re rocking the Daily disinfection in common areas, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Anti-viral cleaning products. They also have Hand sanitizer everywhere. They also do Room sanitization opt-out available and have Hygiene certification. I felt safe and the rooms were cleaned between stays.
Services and Conveniences (The Good Stuff):
Okay, let’s get into the nitty-gritty of what makes this place work. They offer, Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, a very helpful Concierge, Luggage storage, Dry cleaning. Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Facilities for disabled guests, they have a Gift/souvenir shop, so if you were to buy a souvenir to remind you of the Greek paradise.
For the Kids (If You Must):
I don't travel with kids, but even I noticed the Family/child friendly vibe. They offer babysitting service and Kids meal.
Getting Around (The Greek Adventure):
Airport transfer? Absolutely. Car park [free of charge]? Yep. (Although, parking in Greece is always an… adventure!) Car park [on-site]? You bet! The Quirks (The Things That Make It Real):
Okay, let’s talk about the little things. The kind of imperfections that make a place memorable. The front desk [24-hour] – always a win. The staff is lovely. The food is amazing. But sometimes, there's a slight delay in your coffee. Sometimes, the Wi-Fi falters. That's Greece. That’s life. It's not perfect, it’s real.
The Unbelievable Offer (My Sincere Plea):
Okay, here’s the pitch, the emotional core.
Listen, you. Are you tired of the same old travel routine? Are you craving an escape that’s both breathtakingly beautiful and genuinely authentic? Are you dreaming of turquoise waters, ancient history, and food that will make you weep with joy? Then you have to go to Unbelievable Views! Greece's Hidden Gem: The Oxilithos Mountain House.
Here’s the deal:
- Unparalleled Views: We're talking postcard-perfect, eye-popping, jaw-dropping views. Wake up to a sunrise that will change you. Seriously.
- Authentic Greek Charm: Forget the sterile, cookie-cutter hotels. This place has heart, soul, and a whole lot of character.
- Delicious Food: From the classic taverna fare to the inventive Asian-fusion, you'll be sampling the best of Greek gastronomy.
- Relaxation & Adventure: Spend days lounging by the pool, or explore the nearby beaches and historical sites. Or, you know, do both.
- Safety & Peace of Mind: They're taking COVID seriously, so you can relax and enjoy your getaway.
Book Now and Get…
- A complimentary bottle of local wine upon arrival (Because you deserve it).
- A discount on your first spa treatment (That massage with a view? Divine.)
- A special welcome gift (We like to keep the suspense ;) )
Why Now?
Because frankly, the world needs a little beauty right now. It needs a place where you can disconnect, reconnect, and simply breathe. Oxilithos is that place. It’s a little slice of paradise, waiting for you to discover.
Stop reading reviews and hit that booking button. You won't regret it.
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(Disclaimer: I may or may not have been slightly tipsy while writing this review. But hey, that's just part of the Greek experience, right?)
Siargao's Coziest Escape: Queen Bed & Island Vibes Await!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds. This is the real deal, the "I haven't showered in three days but the view is worth it" kind of travelogue. We're heading to The House on the Mountain Oxilithos in Greece, and honestly? I'm already a mess of excitement and existential dread. Let the chaos commence!
The Oxilithos Odyssey: A Messy, Magnificent Maelstrom
Pre-Departure Ramblings (aka, Me Freaking Out):
- Days Before: Packing. Or, more accurately, procrastinating packing. My suitcase currently resembles a black hole of questionable clothing choices. Am I forgetting something? Probably. Like, vital organs, maybe? (Just kidding… probably.) The Greek islands! Seriously? Is this real life? Did I remember to book travel insurance? Oh god, the passport. Right. Passport. Deep breaths.
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Glorious View (and a Near-Disaster)
- Morning (Athens Airport - Arrival): Okay, first hurdle: actually landing in Athens. Flight was delayed, of course. Standard. The smell of fresh bread and olives hit me the second I stepped off the plane, and for one glorious second, all the pre-trip anxiety melted away. Then I realized my phone was dead. Cue the minor panic attack. Found a charging station eventually. Victory!
- Afternoon (Athens to Oxilithos - Car Ride of Wonder and Woe): Picking up the rental car. Let the driving adventure commence! Left-hand drive? Check. Roads that make rollercoasters look tame? Check. Me slightly terrified but trying to look like a seasoned Greek driver? Double check. The drive was supposed to be picturesque. And it was! When I wasn't clinging to the seat, white-knuckled, praying to the gods of good driving. Took a wrong turn at one point and ended up in a dirt track where even the goats looked judgmental. Almost got the car stuck. Managed a three-point turn that would make a formula one driver proud. Exhausted when we finally reached the house, but triumphant!
- Late Afternoon (The House on the Mountain - HOLY MOLY): Unlocked the door and walked into the house. The house is something else. It's gorgeous. Seriously. The view. The view! Just… words fail. It's a sheer cliff-hanging on a mountain. I seriously considered just sitting there and staring for the rest of my life. The air smells amazing. And the sun. Sweet Jesus, the sun!
- Evening (Oxilithos Town - Finding Food and Falling in Love With a Salad): First dinner in town! The taverna was charming, the people were friendly. I ordered a Greek salad and… mind. blown. Simple ingredients, perfect execution. I think I could eat Greek salad for the rest of my days. Seriously. Obsessed. We stumbled home, happy, full, and completely smitten with this island. The stars were intense.
Day 2: Exploring the Coast and the Unexpected Power of a Lemon Tree
- Morning (Beach Day! - and a Lesson in Imperfection): Beach time! The water was crystal clear, the sand was soft… and I managed to somehow get sand everywhere. I mean, everywhere. My hair, my swimsuit, my soul. But honestly, it was worth it. I discovered that true happiness is a combination of sunshine, salty water, and a cold beer at a beachside taverna.
- Afternoon (Lemon Trees and Epiphanies): Back at the house, I spent the afternoon just wandering around the property. The owner has the most beautiful lemon tree. And that's just it. I sat under the tree, and it smelled like summer. It just seemed to me that everything's okay. Maybe I can actually slow down and enjoy this holiday. This tree made me think about my life, my past, my future. I had a real moment of clarity under that tree. You just need to get away from the routine. It's truly wonderful.
- Evening (Cooking and Cultural Confusion): Decided to try and cook dinner at the house. Big mistake. Ended up with a semi-burned, slightly undercooked, culinary… experiment. Thankfully, there was plenty of wine. We sat on the balcony, laughing at our cooking disaster, and the stars.
Day 3: The Boat Trip From Hell (and Redemption by Sunset)
- Morning (Boat Trip - Sea Sickness and Regret): Booked a boat trip. Sounded idyllic, right? Nope! The sea was rough. Really rough. I got horribly seasick. Spent most of the trip clinging to the side of the boat, praying to the porcelain gods. I hated every minute of it.
- Afternoon (Recovery - Sun, Sea, and Sanity): Back on solid ground, I crawled into the sun on a quiet beach where I recovered. The sea, in time, would be my life companion. It was a beautiful day, really.
- Evening (Sunset Bliss - The Greek Sun Wins Again): We ended the day watching the sunset. The whole sea and sky exploded in colors. It was so stunning that it almost made up for the boat trip from hell. Almost. Still, a perfect ending to a pretty awful day.
Day 4: Oxilithos Town, Second Round: More Food, More Conversations, More Life-Altering Salads
- Morning (Oxilithos Town - Second Time's the Charm): Back to the town. We walked around the streets, and talked to the locals. I bought a postcard from one of the shops. The place is filled with charm.
- Afternoon (Food is Life): We went back to the taverna. Ordered the Greek salad. Again. It was just as good as the first time. And then, we had the best grilled fish ever. That plate of food was glorious, the food that was created for me. I might go to Greece for the food.
- Evening (The Locals): We chatted with one of the waiters. He was a gentle soul. We talked about our lives. It's a funny thing how, when you're far away from home, you feel a connection. It's a lovely feeling. When you connect with the people of any place. We went back to the house, and lay on the floor.
Day 5: Departure… and the Promise of Return
- Morning (Packing and Regret): Packing up to leave. Already feeling the pangs of sadness. Why does travel always have to end? The view will do it again when I come back.
- Afternoon (The Last Greek Salad… Maybe?): One last Greek salad at the taverna. I swear, I could swim in that dressing. One last goodbye to the people. Another promise to come back to this place.
- Evening (Departure, and Dreams of Greece): The drive back to the airport. The flight home. I'm exhausted, sunburned, slightly broke, and utterly, completely in love with Oxilithos. I'm already planning my return. Because honestly, who needs a perfect itinerary when you have a perfect place?
Postscript: I'll probably spend the next few weeks dreaming of lemon trees, perfect salads, and that impossible view. Greece, you magnificent, messy, beautiful place. You've officially stolen my heart. And probably my sanity. Worth it. 10/10, would recommend. (But maybe skip the boat trip.)
Kuching's BEST 3BR Apartment (Sleeps 10!) - MATANG Gem!
So, what *is* this FAQ about, anyway? Like, what are we even talking about?
Alright, alright, settling in, are we? So, while I'm not *explicitly* defining a topic, consider this a catch-all for the swirling vortex of thoughts and experiences that get my gears grinding. It's a place where I'm just going to answer questions, about ... well, *stuff*. Anything that pops into my head, essentially. Maybe a particular experience, maybe a hobby I'm currently obsessing over. I'm intentionally leaving it vague because, honestly? Sometimes I have *absolutely no idea* where this train is headed. But that's half the fun, yeah? Just roll with it.
Okay, fine. But HOW do you even *start* something like this? It seems... daunting.
Daunting? You have no idea! I stared at a blank screen for, like, twenty minutes. Maybe even longer? Time is a construct when you're dealing with the existential dread of FAQ construction. Honestly, I just... started typing. I thought about all the questions floating around in my brain, the ones I've been *dying* to get off my chest. I just started with the *most* basic question: "What the heck am I doing?" And here we are. Embrace the chaos, that's my motto. Or, you know, the motto I'm *trying* to embrace this week. Last week it was "Must. Have. Coffee."
Are there any specific topics you *won't* touch? Red lines, you know?
Hm. Red lines... well, I TRY to avoid anything that could get me sued. (My lawyer is really adamant about that.) So, anything defamatory, or that could be construed as… well, you know. Also, I'm not going to go into graphic detail about my weird toenail fungus. That's personal. And probably horrifying. Other than that? Pretty much anything's fair game. I reserve the right to get distracted by squirrels or shiny objects, though. My attention span is… questionable.
You said "experiences" earlier. Can you give a for-instance, something you're particularly obsessed with right now?
Ugh, okay, fine. If you *insist*. Currently, I'm utterly, completely, head-over-heels obsessed with (long dramatic pause) ... *learning to play the ukulele*. Yes, I know. It's probably the most cliché late-life crisis activity ever. But I can't help it! The little instrument, the tiny *twang*! I'm thinking of joining a uke group. And the thought gives me hives. I mean, imagine. "Hi, I play the ukulele, and I'm very, very shy around people." This is going to be a disaster.
Okay... Ukulele. Really? How's that going, realistically?
Realistically? It's a beautiful, messy, glorious train wreck. I'm convinced my fingers are too stubby for the frets, and my brain is actively fighting against any kind of chord memory. There was this one time, I tried to learn the "C" chord. Seemed simple, right? Three tiny little fingers, one string. Nope. My clumsy fingers got tangled. I almost threw the ukulele across the room. I was so frustrated, I was ready to swear off music (and possibly instruments of any kind) forever. Then I calmed down, and my dog, bless his heart, looked at me with those big, sad eyes, his tail wagging, like, "You got this, human." Honestly, he's more supportive than my actual family. So, I picked the thing back up. Progress is glacial, I think my neighbor's dog hates me now (he howls when I practice), but I *am* slowly, VERY slowly, getting somewhere.
You seem to be very emotional about this ukelele. Why?
Ugh, the emotion! Okay, so I'm a control freak. A high-functioning control freak, but a control freak all the same. The ukulele? Total loss of control. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to nail a note. But that's the thing, it's also *liberating*. It’s a reminder that I don't have to be perfect. That it's okay to sound terrible. And that, for someone like me, is a huge deal. Is it cringy? Maybe. Do I care? Less and less every day. Because, honestly, when I *do* manage to strum a vaguely recognizable chord, it feels like a tiny victory. And those tiny victories? They're kind of addictive. Plus, the ukulele is *cute*. That's a factor, too.
Okay, let's pivot. What's the WORST part of this ukulele obsession?
The worst part? The sheer *humiliation*. Being bad at something is mortifying, you know? My first attempt at a public performance was a disaster. I was at a park, trying to practice "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" (because apparently, even the simplest songs are beyond my capabilities). This adorable little kid, maybe four years old, walked up to me, stared at my ukulele with wide, innocent eyes, then covered his ears and ran away screaming. I swear I saw his mother give me a sympathetic look. It was soul-crushing. And yet ... I still picked the thing back up the next day. Because, again, tiny victories. And maybe a touch of masochism.
What's your current practice routine like, exactly? Be honest.
Okay, deep breath. My "routine" is... well, let's just say it's fluid. "Randomly strumming for exactly 10 minutes, then getting distracted by YouTube videos" is probably more accurate. Sometimes I'll sit down and practice for a solid hour, focused and determined. Those are the days I deserve a medal. Other days, I pluck a string, realize I'm terrible, and hide the ukulele under the bed in a fit of pique. But, generally speaking, I try to cram in 15-20 minutes a day. Or at least I aim for that. Life gets in the way. Or, youSave On Hotels Now
