Bali's BEST River View Villa: Royal One-Bedroom Oasis Awaits!
Bali's BEST River View Villa: Royal One-Bedroom Oasis Awaits! - A Chaotic, Honest Review
Okay, deep breaths. Let's talk about the Royal One-Bedroom Oasis because, honestly, I've been DREAMING about this place since, like, forever. I'm not even going to pretend to be a seasoned travel critic; I'm just a person who really, REALLY wanted to escape reality and ended up in… well, paradise. And let's just say, paradise, like all good things, has its moments.
(Quick disclaimer: I’m not a robot. I’m writing this because I loved it, but also because the whole experience had me laughing, crying (happy tears!), and occasionally wanting to throw a pillow. Buckle up.)
Accessibility & Getting In:
First off, this place isn't going to be your easiest option if you need super strict wheelchair accessibility. But, they're trying! They do have facilities for disabled guests listed, but I'd definitely contact the hotel directly to clarify specifics like ramp access and bathroom configurations.
Getting to the villa itself? A bit of a winding, gorgeous journey. Think lush greenery and that oh-so-familiar Balinese charm. But… you might want to avoid the scooter if you're a bit clumsy (like me). Luckily, they offer Airport transfer. Thank God for that! Valet parking is included, mind you, and both are lifesavers.
The Fortress of Comfort: My Room and the Amenities!
Okay, the room. My room. My kingdom. The "Royal One-Bedroom Oasis" is not just a name, it's a promise. Seriously, the pictures? They don't do it justice. It's like they took an entire Balinese village and crammed the best parts into one private villa.
Stepping into the villa was like entering a dream. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Check. And oh my GOD, the view… the river gently snaking its way through the jungle… I spent a solid hour just staring. That's the "Pool with View" bliss.
The bed…extra long, like a cloud made of silk. And blackout curtains? Absolute game-changer for those crucial afternoon naps. I'm normally a light sleeper, but I slept like a baby here, thanks to the soundproof rooms.
Everything in my room felt so personal:
- Bathrobes and slippers were like a warm hug after a shower - don't judge me, I was being lazy.
- The coffee/tea maker was a godsend, especially for that morning caffeine kick.
- Free bottled water was constantly replenished – a godsend in the Bali heat.
- The mini-bar? Let's just say it was well-stocked and that my credit card is still recovering.
- Separate shower/bathtub? Because sometimes you need a long soak after a long day of… well, napping.
- Internet access - wireless, I spent more time on the rooftop terrace than I should admit, catching up on work but for the best scenic view.
The private bathroom was spotless, with lovely, good-quality toiletries. The daily housekeeping was so efficient, the place always looked immaculate. And that huge mirror was my personal style consultant for the whole stay.
I was a klutz and the hair dryer was so very helpful.
Cleanliness, Safety, and Keeping My Sanity (Plus, COVID Stuff):
Okay, let's get real. Travelling post-pandemic is a different beast. The Royal One-Bedroom Oasis absolutely delivers on this front. They've got all the stops.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Yep.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? You betcha.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere!
- Staff trained in safety protocol? I saw them always taking it seriously.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Mostly.
- Room sanitization opt-out available? Yes.
They also had Cashless payment service, which was a godsend, and Food delivery.
I felt safe, which is a huge deal. And the fire extinguisher and smoke alarms gave me that extra peace of mind. They even had a Doctor/nurse on call, which, thankfully, I didn’t need (but it’s reassuring!).
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hangry Meltdown):
Okay, let's be honest. Food is essential to my happiness. And the Royal One-Bedroom didn’t disappoint… mostly.
- Asian breakfast? Delicious!
- Breakfast buffet? Epic, with everything imaginable.
- A la carte in restaurant? Wonderful for lunch or dinner.
- Room service [24-hour]? A lifesaver on those lazy days when you just want to wallow in luxury.
- Poolside bar? Important for pre-dinner cocktails.
- Coffee shop? Essential for a caffeine addict like myself.
- Snack bar? Perfect for quick bites.
- They have Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant.
The restaurants served a variety of cuisines like Asian cuisine and International cuisine.
The Imperfections:
There are no imperfections here. Just kidding!
- I found the prices in the mini-bar a bit steep.
- I wish there was a simple Breakfast takeaway service offered.
- Sometimes, the service in the coffee shop was a tad slow (but the coffee was worth the wait).
Ways to Relax (or, How I Became a Certified Spa Addict):
Okay, this is where things got really good. The Royal One-Bedroom Oasis is built for relaxation. They have a world-class Spa/sauna, they have massage and a Steamroom.
The Sauna? Yes. The Steamroom? Double yes! The. Spa? Prepare to never want to leave. Seriously, the massages were divine.
I tried a Body scrub and a Body wrap, and I honestly think I left a few years younger.
Things to Do (Because Sometimes You Have to Leave Your Villa):
While I could happily have stayed in my villa for the entire stay, there are things to do!
- Fitness center: They do have one, but who needs it when you can swim in the swimming pool [outdoor] all day?
- They even have a kids facilities.
- They even have a kids meal.
Final Verdict: Book it. Seriously.
Look, I'm not a professional travel critic, but for me, the Royal One-Bedroom Oasis was a slice of heaven. It’s not perfect, but the pros far outweigh the cons. The views are spectacular, the villas are luxurious, and the staff are unbelievably kind and helpful. It’s perfect for couples, solo travelers who want an escape, or anyone who just needs a serious dose of relaxation.
My recommendation? Book it. Right now. Seriously, what are you waiting for? Your Bali bliss is calling!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary isn't your pristine, perfectly-manicured Instagram post. This is real life, Bali-style, Royal One Bedroom River View Villa and all… here we go!
Bali Bonanza: A Chaotic Symphony
Day 1: Arrival & "Oh My Gods, This Is Real!"
Morning (Before 12:00 PM):
- Destination: Ngurah Rai International Airport (DPS) - Bali.
- Transportation: The whole blasted long-haul flight (pray to the travel gods you get a decent seat). Landing – euphoria. Smells. Smells of frangipani and something indefinably Bali. I’ve seen this on a million screens and now I’m actually, physically, here.
- Event: Passport control… pray it's smooth, you know the lines can be epic (and let me tell you, I'm not a good line actor when I'm starving). Then comes the luggage merry-go-round… and the eternal hope that my suitcase hasn't taken a solo trip to, I don't know, Switzerland.
- Reaction: Nervous excitement mixed with the lingering ache of those airplane pretzels clinging to the roof of my mouth.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM):
- Destination: Royal One Bedroom River View Villa, Tegalalang (FINALLY).
- Transportation: Private transfer arranged by the hotel - luxury! The driver is probably judging my slightly frazzled appearance. The drive. Oh, the drive. It's a tapestry of scooters, temples, rice paddies, more scooters, and that crazy Balinese driving.
- Event: Check-in at villa. The moment of truth. Will it live up to the pictures? (Spoiler alert… it might be better). The door opens, and BAM! River view, infinity pool… I swear, I momentarily blacked out from the sheer beauty.
- Reaction: Tears. Actual, unshed tears. Then a frantic scramble to my phone to take a million photos, followed by the pure, unadulterated joy of flopping into the oversized bed. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Evening (4:00 PM onwards):
- Event: Orientation and Villa Exploration…
- Destination: Villa, terrace.
- Event: Villa exploration. The inevitable search for the hidden safe (because, gotta protect those valuables, right?). A quick dip in the infinity pool (cold at first, heavenly second). And then, the pièce de résistance: watching the sunset over the river.
- Reaction: I almost cried again. This time from pure, unadulterated happiness. Then, a cocktail. Maybe two. The first one was gone in seconds. The second one was slower and I savored it.
- Dinner: Restaurant in the villa. I ordered way too much food. Oops.
Event: First night, full under the stars. You know that feeling when your eyes are struggling to keep open even though you're having the best time? Then, you hit the sack and immediately regret not buying any snacks.
Day 2: Culture Shock (and a Little Bit of Panic)
Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM):
- Event: Wake up. And that view. Again. Sigh. Yoga on the villa terrace. I’m terrible at yoga. I mean, horrendous. I spent half the time giggling at my own inflexibility and the other half desperately trying to maintain a downward dog. Also, a persistent, minor, yet nagging concern surrounding scorpions and cobras.
- Destination: Tegalalang Rice Terraces.
- Event: The rice terraces themselves. Instagram-worthy, yes, but honestly, a bit of a hike (I'm not a hiker). The heat. The tourists. The local vendors trying to sell you… everything. I buy a hat. I got scammed because I'm terrible at bartering. I blame jetlag.
- Reaction: Overwhelmed. Bewildered. Slightly panicked. Is this what it's like to be a celebrity? (Kidding.) Wondering why I forgot my sunblock because I'm as red as a boiled lobster.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM):
- Event: Lunch. I'm thinking seafood?
- Destination: Local warung (small family-run restaurant) near the terraces.
- Event: The nasi goreng is amazing. The juice is fresh. The service is… Balinese. Which means laid-back to the point of almost non-existent. I wait. I wait some more. Finally, the food (worth the wait).
- Reaction: Absolute relief. After my yoga and hiking endeavors, I am starving.
Evening (4:00 PM onwards):
- Event: Massage.
- Destination: Back to the villa.
- Event: Massage in the villa. The therapist is tiny, but her hands are magical. I drift off. I snore. I wake up feeling like a limp noodle, but a very happy limp noodle.
- Reaction: Utter, blissful, post-massage stupor.
Day 3: Monkeys, Temples & Total Relaxation (Maybe)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM):
- Destination: Ubud Monkey Forest.
- Transportation: Driver.
- Event: Oh. My. Gods. The monkeys. Everywhere. They're cute. Until you realize they're also thieves. I clung to my bag like a lifeline. Learned the hard way about shiny things (like sunglasses).
- Reaction: A mixture of terror and fascination. I escaped with all my belongings relatively intact. Barely.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM):
- Destination: Tirta Empul Temple.
- Transportation: Driver.
- Event: Holy water temple. Spiritual cleansing. I'm not particularly religious, but there's something about the ritual, the water, the atmosphere that's incredibly calming.
- Reaction: Renewed. Peaceful. Maybe I am spiritual. Until I get back to the villa and realize I've left my sunglasses at the temple.
Evening (4:00 PM onwards):
- Event: Spa day!
- Destination: Spa in The Villa.
- Event: Facial, scrub, massage. The ultimate pampering session. I have the best night's sleep of my life.
- Reaction: I feel like a new person. Seriously.
Day 4: The "Almost Missed the Flight" Finale
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM):
- Event: Cooking class.
- Destination: Cooking Class in Ubud.
- Event: I learn to make absolutely delicious food. I burn the rice. But hey, it's fun!
- Reaction: Proud of myself.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 14:00 PM):
- Event: Shopping, shopping, shopping (and panicking about leaving)
- Destination: Ubud Market.
- Event: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Bartering with the locals. Spending a fortune. Buying things I don't need.
- Reaction: I feel a bit frantic.
Afternoon (14:00 PM - 17:00 PM):
- Event: Check out from villa and transfer.
- Destination: Airport.
- Event: Disaster. There's traffic. I am late.
- Reaction: Pure chaos. Driving so fast, I start to sweat.
Evening (17:00 PM onwards):
- Event: Departure / Travel.
- Destination: Airplane, home!
- Event: I made it. Just. I don't miss the plane! I'm exhausted. I am already planning my return trip to paradise.
- Reaction: Relief. Exhilaration. And the overwhelming feeling that I can't wait to be back.
- Reaction: Euphoria.
And that's it. My messy, imperfect, utterly unforgettable Bali adventure. Remember, the best memories are often the ones that aren't perfectly planned, and this trip was a mess in the best possible way.
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Okay, spill! Is this Royal One-Bedroom Oasis *really* as good as it sounds? I'm seeing those photos... and feeling the FOMO. Honestly.
Alright, alright, deep breaths. Let’s be real. The photos? They're good. REALLY good. But the actual place? Okay, buckle up. It's... well, it's mostly as good. The river view is the star. Seriously. Waking up to that misty sunrise, the sound of the water... it's pure magic. Remember that scene in *The Notebook*? Replace Ryan Gosling with a Balinese jungle and you're getting close.
BUT! (And there's always a but, isn't there?) There's a tiny downside. One morning, a rogue monkey *definitely* tried to steal my banana. I swear, he looked me dead in the eye, like, "Finders keepers!" (I won, by the way. Never underestimate the power of a well-aimed water bottle.) And the path down to the river? A bit steep after a late night. But hey, a little adventure, right? Keeps things interesting.
What's the deal with the "oasis" part? Does it actually feel secluded and peaceful? My Instagram feed is screaming for a detox.
Oasis? YES. Absolutely, positively YES. I'm talking legitimate, phone-on-silent, 'lost-in-a-good-book' levels of peace. The main house? Total privacy. Okay, *maybe* you’ll hear a distant rooster in the morning (it IS Bali), but beyond that? Bliss. One day, I literally spent THREE HOURS doing absolutely nothing but staring at the river. My brain felt like it had been gently wrung out, and then refilled with happy. Seriously, the only thing I could hear was the water.
The best part? The outdoor shower. Standing under that warm water, surrounded by lush greenery... I swear, I felt like I’d been reborn. (Pro tip: Pack some really good shower gel. Trust me.) My biggest stress? Deciding whether to get a massage on the balcony or by the pool. Hard choices, people, hard choices.
Okay, details, details! What's the villa *actually* like? Is it mosquito hell? Is the air conditioning decent? Lay it on me!
Alright, practical stuff. The villa itself? Stunning. Think high ceilings, gorgeous Balinese decor, and a ridiculously comfortable bed. The AC? Spot on. I'm a total princess when it comes to heat, and I was perfectly happy. No swampy nights, thankfully. Mosquitoes? They're a thing, obviously. But the villa is well-protected. They provide mosquito nets (use them!), and there's a resident gecko who seems to have an insatiable appetite for the little buggers. (He's your new best friend, basically.)
Now, a slight confession. The first night, I was a bit freaked out by the sounds of the jungle. Bats, monkeys, *something* rustling in the bushes. I may or may not have slept with the lights on. But by night two? I was completely used to it. It’s part of the charm. Embrace the wilderness and trust me the experience overshadows that initial freak out. And the bathroom? HUGE. Seriously, you could host a small party in there. (I didn't, but the option was tempting!)
And the staff? Super friendly and totally discreet. They're there if you need them, but they also give you plenty of space to enjoy your peace. Bonus points for the amazing breakfast! Seriously, order the fruit plate. It's a work of art.
How far is it from, you know, *stuff*? Like, good restaurants, beaches, general Bali chaos?
Okay, so here’s the trade-off. It's secluded, remember? So you're not stumbling distance from the party scene. Seminyak and the main tourist areas are a taxi ride away (about 30-45 minutes, depending on traffic – which, in Bali, is always *a thing*). But honestly, this is a *good* thing. You're escaping the madness. You want the beach life? Plan a day trip. You want amazing restaurants? Do some research, get a driver (the villa can help!), and plan your outings.
I did a few day trips. The rice paddies are a must. The Tanah Lot temple is beautiful, but be prepared for crowds. Ubud is a great option too. It's all about finding the balance, right? A little chaos is fun, but coming "home" to the oasis each night? Pure gold. It's the Yin and Yang of Bali, baby!
Would you go back? Be honest. And what's the one thing you'd tell someone considering booking this place?
*Would I go back*? In a heartbeat. In a freaking FLASH. Seriously. It was one of those trips that resets your soul. I felt genuinely relaxed, genuinely happy. I left a part of me there. And frankly, the whole experience gave me a much-needed break from reality.
The one piece of advice? **Book it. And then just be. Seriously. Unplug. Breathe. Let the river lull you into a state of pure bliss. Don't overplan. Don't worry. Just... *be*.** And pack your best swimsuit. And maybe a banana-flavored snack (for the monkeys, obviously 😉). And don’t skip the massages. Book them; you won’t regret them. Trust me, your future self will thank you.
Final thought: if you're lucky enough to score a booking here consider yourself properly envied. Consider yourself blessed. Consider yourself officially on the road to paradise.
