Bassinger's Motor Lodge Levin: Your NZ Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into a review of Bassinger's Motor Lodge Levin: Your NZ Getaway Awaits! And trust me, after spending a "few" (cough, a week) nights there, I've got some STORIES. Consider this less of a polished brochure and more of a rambling, slightly tipsy conversation with your best travel buddy. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
First Impressions - Because Let's Be Honest, They Matter
Right off the bat, the name “Bassinger’s” feels… classic. A bit old-school, which, as it turns out, is part of the charm. The exterior isn’t exactly a Taj Mahal situation, but it’s clean, well-maintained, and screams "road trip stopover done right." It’s got that classic Kiwi motor lodge vibe, the kind of place where you know you'll find a decent cuppa and a friendly face.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good!)
Okay, listen up if you've got mobility issues. Bassinger's says they're accessible, and they try. There's a ramp, which is a HUGE win. But… and there's always a but, isn't there? The hallways felt a little cramped for a wheelchair, and the signage could definitely be better for easy navigation. They do have (allegedly, I didn't personally test it beyond the lobby) facilities for disabled guests. Note to Bassinger's: A little more commitment to accessibility upgrades would make this place truly shine.
Cleanliness and Safety - Feeling Safe (Almost TOO Safe?)
This is where Bassinger's really shines. Honestly, I’ve never seen a place so obsessed with hygiene. Seriously, these guys are on top of it. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check! Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE? Oh, you betcha. And the staff? Trained in safety protocols like they're heading into battle. I’m talking serious commitment here. It's almost too much. Like, I started wondering if they were secretly preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Which, you know, might be a plus in these uncertain times…
You've got your smoke alarms, fire extinguishers, all the usual suspects. CCTV cameras watching every angle. I'm pretty sure they've got more security than Fort Knox. Again, fantastic for feeling safe, maybe a tad intimidating if you're planning any clandestine shenanigans. Just saying.
Rooms - Function Over Fashion (But Cozy Enough!)
Let's be honest, rooms in these types of lodges aren’t known for being cutting-edge design. It's all about practicality. My room? Clean, comfy bed (important!), decent lighting, and all the usual suspects: coffee/tea maker (YES!), fridge (double YES!), and a surprisingly effective air conditioning. A nice touch was the in-room safe, which I promptly ignored because I'm a disorganized hot mess, but hey, it's there. The blackout curtains? Glorious! I slept like a baby (once I remembered to set the alarm clock, a feat in itself).
I spent one evening in my favourite place in the room: The desk. I sat there and ate a packet of crisps while planning my next adventure. The complimentary tea didn't hurt either.
Internet - Speed's Not the Strong Suit (But Free!)
Free Wi-Fi? Hallelujah! Although, I must admit, the speed was… leisurely. Okay, maybe snail-paced would be more accurate. Trying to stream a movie felt like watching paint dry. But hey, it's free. And honestly, it forced me to unplug… which, in the long run, might have been exactly what I needed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - More Than Just a Quick Bite
Okay, here's what really surprised me: The food! There's a restaurant on-site. The A la carte menu was pretty comprehensive, but I loved the Asian cuisine options. They had, like, the best spring rolls! Definitely went back multiple times. There was even a happy hour, which, let's face it, is always a win. You can get a breakfast takeaway service which comes in handy on those days when you're desperate to get moving, and you can get your Breakfast in room. The buffet was decent enough, the international cuisine was solid if not spectacular.
There’s also a coffee shop – essential for a caffeine addict like me. They also have some desserts in their restaurant.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax - Relax? In Levin? (Maybe!)
Okay, Levin isn’t exactly known as a spa destination. But Bassinger's has a spa/sauna, with a steamroom too, for a good old de-stressing. I didn't sign up for body scrub or body wrap, and they had a foot bath. They also have a pool with a view, a sauna and a steamroom and a swimming pool (outdoor).
Services and Conveniences - Pretty Darn Good
- Air conditioning in public area - yes, indeed!
- Concierge - Always helpful.
- Daily housekeeping - My room was pristine every day.
- Cash withdrawal - Bonus!
- Laundry service - Absolutely necessary for my travel style.
- Taxi service - readily available.
- Car park [free of charge] - HUGE win.
For the Kids - Family-Friendly Vibes
Yes. Bassinger's seems to get it. They're friendly to families. They have Babysitting service, Family friendly, and Facilities for kids.
Now for the Juicy Stuff: The Anecdotes and Imperfections
Okay, let me tell you about the coffee shop. I walked in one morning, desperate for caffeine. The barista, bless her heart, was clearly new. She stared at the espresso machine like it was an alien spacecraft. "Um," she said, "I think… I think this is how you do it?" The resulting coffee was… well, let's just say it wouldn't win any awards. But you know what? It was hilarious. And the slightly burnt, vaguely bitter flavour somehow made it perfect. It really shows you that hotel is run by humans. And that's a plus on any day.
The Emotional Verdict (My Hot Take!)
Bassinger's Motor Lodge Levin isn’t a five-star resort. It's not supposed to be. It's a solid, reliable, clean, and friendly place to stay. It's the kind of place you can roll into, exhausted from a long drive, and immediately feel at least somewhat at home.
Final Verdict: 7.5/10. Could be 8/10 with a little more investment on accessibility and a bit more zip in the Wi-Fi. Still, a huge thumbs up.
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Craving a getaway without the fuss? Yearning for a place that feels like home, even when you're miles away? Bassinger's Motor Lodge Levin is your perfect launching pad for exploring the heart of New Zealand!
Here's Why You NEED to Book NOW:
- Unbeatable Cleanliness and Safety: Rest easy knowing you're in a sanctuary of hygiene, rigorously sanitized and staffed by professionals dedicated to your well-being.
- Delicious Dining: From hearty breakfasts to mouthwatering Asian cuisine, our on-site restaurant will tantalize your taste buds.
- Relax & Recharge: Unwind in our spa, soak up the sun by the pool, or simply curl up in your cozy room with free Wi-Fi (even if it's a little slow – let's call it "digital detox"!).
- Explore Levin & Beyond: Conveniently located for exploring the scenic wonders of Manawatu-Wanganui and beyond.
- Family-Friendly Fun: Kids welcome! We have a great selection of facilities and staff to help them enjoy their stay!
Don't Miss Out!
Book your stay at Bassinger's Motor Lodge Levin now and experience the true spirit of a Kiwi getaway! Visit our website or call us to secure your spot. We also do offer meeting/banquet facilities for those work days away from home. Rooms are filling up fast—so don't delay! Let Bassinger's be your home away from home. It won’t change your life, but it'll provide a good night's sleep and a decent cuppa.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this ain't your sanitized, pre-packaged itinerary. This is… well, this is my attempt at surviving a pit stop at Bassingers Motor Lodge in Levin, New Zealand. And let me tell you, it’s already shaping up to be an experience.
Bassingers Bungle: A Semi-Organized Descent into Kiwi Chaos
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mattress Mystery (or, Where Did My Back Go?)
2:00 PM: Arrive at Bassingers, after a drive that mostly involved me yelling directions at my equally directionally challenged friend, Brenda. The building… well, let's just say it has character. "Character" that's been acquired over several decades. The sign says "Vacancy!" in a font that looks straight outta the 70s. Hopefully, it's not a literal vacancy… in terms of the roof.
2:15 PM: Check-in. The owner, a lovely woman named Margaret, with a smile that could melt glaciers, hands over a key that looks suspiciously like it could unlock a dungeon. She's also got a gleam in her eye that suggests she’s seen things… things that probably involved a lot of questionable choices on the part of previous lodgers.
2:30 PM: The Room Reveal. Okay, so it's not exactly the Ritz. But hey, it’s clean-ish. The wallpaper has seen some action, and the floral pattern is… intense. The biggest issue? The bed. Oh, the bed. It's more of a mattress-shaped crater. I think I just heard my lower back scream.
2:45 PM: The Great Mattress Mystery. Try jumping on it 5 times and see if it still works. Then, go back to your room and grab a pillow and some water for the night.
3:00 PM: Brenda, bless her heart, is already unpacking and acting like she’s moving in for a year. She's got this weird thing about needing three different types of tea at all times. I'm more concerned about sourcing a decent coffee. New Zealand, you better deliver.
3:30 PM: Coffee Quest. Levin's not exactly known for its artisan cafes. Found a place with a promising name, "The Coffee Beanery." It's… fine. The coffee's strong though, which is a win. The best part? Witnessing a local man in a full-body track suit order his coffee with the gravitas of a seasoned diplomat.
4:00 PM: Stroll around Levin. Okay, let's be honest, it's compact. Very compact. Think charmingly sleepy. Think "if you blink, you might miss the main street." Still, there's something about the small-town vibe. People are friendly, even if I suspect they're judging my slightly bewildered tourist face.
5:00 PM: Dinner at the Thai restaurant. Oh, sweet mercy! It turns out a small little Levin suburb can have some outstanding Thai food! We ordered the Pad See Ew chicken and the Tom Yum soup, and it was so good, I wanted to lick the bowl clean!
7:00 PM: Back at Bassingers. The floral wallpaper seems to be staring at me. I swear, I saw a fern pattern shift, just slightly. Brenda is now on a mission to watch all the channels on their television. I give this about 30 minutes before she gets bored and starts complaining about the lack of "good telly."
7:15-10:00 PM: The Television. Oh, the television. The television is the only thing that is on.
10:30 PM: Attempt to sleep. The mattress… is still a problem. Brenda, alas, snores like a chainsaw. I'm considering building a fort of pillows on my side of the bed as a defensive maneuver. Perhaps this is why I've heard the Bassingers is haunted.
Day 2: Hopes and Dreams and Possibly Being Eaten by Mosquitoes
- 7:00 AM: Wake up in a crumpled heap. My back is screaming. A chorus of mosquito bites is accompanying the screaming.
- 7:15 AM: Coffee, again. This time, with a desperate plea for strength.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the local bakery. The sausage rolls are acceptable. The bacon, however, is a revelation. Crispy, salty, and perfect. I could eat five. The friendly baker just gives a knowing smile. He’s seen it all, I’m sure.
- 9:00 AM: Head out to the beach, Brenda's idea. I'm not a beach person, but anything's better than staring at that floral wallpaper.
- 10:00 AM: The beach is windy, and the sand is biting. I can now confirm that my sanity is in question.
- 11:00 AM: Back at the hotel to take a shower.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. More bacon. You know, for medicinal purposes.
- 1:00 PM: Brenda insists on a "relaxing afternoon" back at the room. Dear God, the wallpaper will be mocking me with its leafy patterns.
- 3:00 PM: I realize I'm starting to appreciate the strange charm of Bassingers. It's like a time capsule.
- 4:00 PM: I'm really starting to not like the wallpaper.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner.
- 6:00 PM: The Television.
- 7:00 PM: More attempts to sleep.
Day 3: Escape! (Or, The Mattress Strikes Back)
- 7:00 AM: Awakening. A new day dawns, as does my back pain after sleeping on the mattress.
- 7:15 AM: Farewell breakfast at the bakery. One last sausage roll, one last bacon indulgence, for the road.
- 8:00 AM: Pack
- 9:00 AM: Head off.
- 9:15 AM: Goodbye, Bassingers. You were… certainly memorable. You may be a little messy, but you're honest. I have a feeling I'll tell stories about this place for years to come. And I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a chiropractor.
- 10:00 AM: We leave.
So there you have it. My semi-organized, highly subjective, and probably slightly embellished account of my time at Bassingers Motor Lodge. It wasn't perfect. It wasn't always comfortable. But it was, undeniably, an experience. And let's face it, that's what travel should be all about, right? (Well, maybe not the mattress. That could use some work.)
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So, Bassinger's Motor Lodge – is it actually *good*? Or is it just… a place?
What's the parking situation like? Is there room for my… monster truck? (Kidding... mostly.)
Are the rooms… clean? Because, you know, hygiene is important!
What kind of amenities can I expect? Is there a pool? (Please say there’s a pool!)
Right, so the pool. You said it was the reason you go, but, really, how bad is it? And what's the deal with the slide?
Is it noisy at night? Because trying to sleep is important.
What about breakfast? Do they serve it? Is it worth it? I'm hungry!
