OMG! This Pasay Condo Has the BEST Ocean Views EVER! (Coast Residences)
OMG! Coast Residences: My Brain Literally Exploded (And It's a Good Thing!) - A Review That's Actually Honest
Okay, listen up, people! I'm just back from a stay at Coast Residences in Pasay, that condo with the "BEST OCEAN VIEWS EVER!" and… well, the hyperbole? It's largely justified. I'm still processing the sheer awesomeness of those sunsets. But before I launch into a full-blown gush-fest, let's get the nitty-gritty out of the way, because, you know, REAL reviews aren't just sunshine and rainbows.
First Impressions (and My Jaw Dropped):
The views. Seriously. The website photos don't do it justice. I walked in, my jaw unhinged a little, and then I just sort of… stood there. The ocean, the sky, the city lights twinkling in the distance… It's genuinely breathtaking. My first thought? "I need a cocktail. Immediately."
Accessibility - Keeping it Real:
- Accessibility: Coast Residences isn't fully what I'd call accessible. The elevators are present (thank god!), but I didn't see any specific signage for wheelchairs, but the elevators are accessible. If you’re traveling with specific mobility needs, it's crucial to call ahead and clarify the specifics. Don't just assume. Always.
- Other Facilities: I didn’t get to check out anything like ramps and the like. I'll edit this section to provide better info soon.
Getting Around & the Logistics:
- Airport Transfer: Yep, they do airport transfers. Thank goodness, after that flight. So convenient!
- Taxi Service: Readily available, no haggling needed. I managed to do the Grab app a number of times. Thank goodness.
- Car Park [on-site]: Parking is around, and there is a Free of Charge option.
Rooms – My Little Slice of Heaven (Mostly):
The rooms, themselves? Pretty damn good.
- The View (Again!): Seriously, the windows are massive. I spent way too much time just staring out.
- Air Conditioning: Essential. They do it right.
- Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi! YES! In all rooms! And pretty decent internet, though it did occasionally hiccup.
- Comfort: The bed was comfy, the blackout curtains saved my sanity (thank you, sleep!), and all the standard amenities were there, like a decent coffee/tea maker and a mini-fridge for keeping my sunset-watching beverages chilled.
- Cleanliness: The room was spotless. Kudos to the housekeeping staff.
- Negatives: The décor is a little… generic condo-chic. Could be flashier, but hey, the view makes up for it! And the bathroom had a slightly leaky faucet I mentioned to the front desk. I love that this kind of thing works both ways.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Foodie Report:
This is where it gets a little… uneven.
- On-site Food/Drinking: The hotel has a restaurant, coffee shop, and bar. I'd rate the food as… acceptable. Nothing mind-blowing.
- Room Service: Available, which is perfect for those sunset cocktails.
- Restaurants: I did not try the full range off the menu, but it looked tempting.
- Breakfast: They offered a Western Breakfast or Asian Breakfast. I opted for the Western, which was alright (more bacon, please!).
- Coffee: The coffee shop saved me with my caffeine addiction.
- Happy Hour: Definitely made the most of Happy Hour! Yay!
Things to Do (Besides Staring at the Ocean):
- Swimming Pool [Outdoor]: The pool area is gorgeous, and guess what? It has an amazing view! This goes for the Pool with view as well.
- Fitness Center: Got my sweat on. Basic but functional.
- Spa: The spa options, including a Massage and Sauna etc. were available, but I didn't indulge, which I now regret. Should have.
- Things to Do: There's no shortage of shopping malls and nightlife nearby.
Services, Conveniences & the "Behind-the-Scenes" Stuff:
This is where Coast Residences really shines.
- Daily Housekeeping: Immaculate. Quick, efficient, and friendly.
- Concierge: Super helpful. They sorted out my laundry service, got me a taxi, and even helped me with a little shopping errand. These guys were rockstars.
- Currency Exchange: Convenient for tourists.
- Luggage Storage: No issues.
- Safety/Security: CCTV everywhere. Felt very secure.
Cleanliness and Safety – The COVID-19 Factor:
They are clearly taking hygiene seriously. I felt very safe, thanks to:
Anti-viral cleaning products
Hand sanitizer readily available.
Daily disinfection in common areas
Staff trained in safety protocol
For the Kids: I didn't travel with kids, but I saw Kids facilities and the baby sitting service was there.
The Quirks, the Impefections, and the Honest Truth:
Alright, now for the REAL stuff. There are a few… little things.
- The Elevator Wait: Sometimes the elevator gets a little crowded.
- Noise: Because you can open the windows, you can get a little street noise.
- Internet: There were times when the internet was a challenge.
The Verdict – Is It Worth It?
YES. ABSOLUTELY, YES. Coast Residences isn't perfect, but the location, the views, and the overall experience are worth every penny. The downsides are minor annoyances compared to the sheer, unadulterated beauty of that ocean view. I woke up every morning smiling. That, my friends, is priceless. I'm already planning my return trip. Consider this review, a major endorsement.
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Bagan's BEST View: Unforgettable Hotel Experience (Bagan, Myanmar)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive RIGHT into my "vacation" (and I use that term loosely) slash "attempt to rediscover my inner peace and also maybe eat some good food" itinerary at that RQ Cozy Condo @ Coast Residences in Pasay. Get ready, because this is less "rigid schedule" and more "chaotic, slightly unhinged adventure."
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Shower-Head Struggle
- 14:00 - Arrive at NAIA, pray the luggage gods are on my side. Seriously, the airport is a gamble. Will my suitcase appear? Will I be sweating like a marathon runner before I even leave the airport? Tune in to find out!
- 15:00 - Grab a Grab (or three) to Coast Residences. Traffic in Manila? Let's just say it rivals the worst of rush hour anywhere. My mood will depend entirely on how much the driver honks. (Spoiler: Probably a lot)
- 16:00 - Check-in, find the condo. (Fingers crossed it actually is cozy.) Pictures online are always deceiving, aren't they? I'm half-expecting a dungeon and half-expecting paradise.
- 16:30 - The Great Shower-Head Debacle. Okay, so I was really looking forward to a hot shower after a long day. Turns out…the shower head was a rogue, ancient relic determined to spray water in every direction except the one I wanted. It was like trying to tame a grumpy, metal cobra. I spent a solid ten minutes wrestling with the thing before admitting defeat. My inner peace took a minor hit.
- 17:30 - Food delivery: Chicken Inasal from Bacolod. Hey, at least one thing went right. The spicy, flavorful goodness was a reward for surviving the logistical chaos of arrival. Ate it on the bed, no shame.
- 19:00 - Attempt to watch a movie. Doze/Fall Asleep. Exhaustion, thy name is travel.
Day 2: Mall Rats, Mild Panic, and Unexpected Kindness
- 09:00 - Wake up, stare longingly at the cursed shower-head. Seriously, I'm considering bringing in a professional on this one at this point.
- 10:00 - Head out for a walk (or more realistically, a desperate scramble for coffee). The goal: explore the nearby area. The reality: probably get lost.
- 11:00 - SM Mall of Asia Pilgrimage. It's a cliché, I know. But hey, air conditioning, the promise of a thousand food choices, and the vague hope of retail therapy, is a potent combination.
- 12:00-14:00 - Mall Mayhem! Food, window shopping, and the very real threat of sensory overload. Seriously, malls in the Philippines are a vibe. The energy is electric, the smells are a chaotic symphony of food courts and perfume counters, and the sheer volume of people is overwhelming. I spent way too long staring at a particularly sparkly phone case I didn't need and then wandering aimlessly through aisles of things I definitely did need.
- 14:00 - Mild Panic Attack at the ATM. I'm still trying to get the hang of the local currency. Did I take out too much? Too little? Am I going to accidentally buy a small island with all this cash? The uncertainty is delicious.
- 14:30 - Found a small, unassuming cafe. Best coffee in town. They made a latte art, which, somehow, saved the day. Maybe there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
- 15:00 - The Unexpected Kindness Encounter. This is where it gets a little sappy. While finding the coffee shop, I somehow managed to drop my phone (the one I was staring at in the first place. Clumsiness confirmed.) A local, bless their heart, ran over and helped me pick it up and even checked to make sure it wasn't damaged. Little moments like those, you know? They make the whole trip worth it. Humanity, still thriving.
- 17:00 - Back to the condo, exhausted but content. The shower-head remains undefeated.
- 18:00 - Deliveroo order: Spicy tuna rolls. Sushi night! (And no, I didn't share with the shower-head.)
- 19:00 - Attempt to watch a movie again… and succeed this time. The exhaustion helped and no shower can't ruin a good film.
Day 3: The Shower-Head Wars, a Beach Visit, and Existential Dread
- 09:00 - The Shower-Head Strikes Back. I'm starting to think it's mocking me.
- 10:00 - Decide I need a change of scenery and a hefty dose of vitamin sea. This is more a desperate attempt to avoid more shower-related drama than an actual reasoned decision.
- 11:00 - Travel to Manila Bay. (Traffic, again. Send coffee and calming music.) I'm starting to understand why people here are always so busy.
- 12:00 - Manila Bay. I sat on the beach, stared at the polluted waters and thought about life.
- 13:00 - Lunch at a nearby restaurant. I ate something I can't possibly spell and can barely remember, but it tasted like happiness.
- 14:00 - Head back to the condo, accepting defeat at the hands of the evil shower-head.
- 15:00 - More food, more contemplation. I'm starting to embrace the chaos.
- 17:00 - Final Deliveroo order. I ordered a slice of cheesecake and it was epic. Dessert first.
- 18:00 - Pack. The inevitable doom of departure looms.
- 19:00 - Attempt to be a good person. The trip did help.
Day 4: Departure and the lingering memory of the cursed shower-head.
- Morning: Early check-out.
- Flight back home.
Okay, let's be brutally honest:
- This trip wasn't exactly a zen retreat. There was traffic, there was the shower-head thing, and there was the daily low-level anxiety of navigating a new place.
- But…there was also good food, moments of genuine connection and a renewed appreciation for the little things (like working shower-heads).
- And maybe, just maybe, I actually did find a tiny bit of peace in the chaos. Or maybe I just need a very long nap. Either way, I survived! Would I come back? Absolutely. Would I try to fix that damn shower-head next time? You bet your sweet bippy I would.
OMG! Coast Residences: Your Burning Questions (and My Chaotic Answers)
So, is the view *really* as good as everyone says at Coast Residences? Because, like, I've seen some *claims*...
Okay, buckle up. Let's be real. The view at Coast Residences? Yeah, it's... *chef's kiss*. I'm not even kidding. I went there with this whole, "Oh yeah, another condo, another Manila Bay view" mindset, you know? Prepared to be unimpressed. I was DEAD WRONG. The first time I saw it, I literally gasped. Like, a loud, involuntary "OOOOHHHH!" It's the freaking ocean, extending forever! You can practically *feel* the salty air just through the windows. My friend almost fell over because I was so shocked. Seriously, it's not just "good." It's view-porn. Expect.
What's the *actual* experience like inside the units themselves? Are they cramped like some Pasay condos?
Okay, okay, so the *inside* is important too, right? Well, they're… they're… *decent*. Let's be honest, you're not buying a mansion here. But the layouts are pretty smart. I saw one that was, like, a one-bedroom, and it felt surprisingly spacious. The balcony is the real hero. Seriously, get a unit with a good balcony. You'll spend all your time there, staring at the water. They're not palace-like, but they *do* maximize the space. You *might* still have to maneuver around your coffee table a little, but hey, the view! And I heard a story from another would-be buyer about a unit that had a *tiny* bathroom, so... do your research.
Are there any amenities worth mentioning? (Besides the obvious ocean view, duh!)
Well, yeah! They have a pool. It's... nice. It’s a pool. You know, like, you can swim in it. And a gym, which I *think* I saw someone using. (Guilty confession: haven't been, I'm too busy staring at the ocean.) The lobby is pretty swanky. Think modern, clean lines, perfect for impressing guests. There's also a play area for kids, which, as a non-parent, I mostly just ignore. Oh! And there was a coffee shop. I can't remember if I *liked* the coffee, but I *do* remember the view from there was… you guessed it… pretty damn good. (Seriously, the view is a huge selling point, I'm starting to sound like a broken record here.)
Okay, the price. Is it... *affordable*? Because, you know, ocean views don't come cheap.
Okay, the elephant in the room: MONEY. Look, "affordable" is relative, right? It's *not* a steal. It's a condo in Pasay. It's not like you're getting beachfront property in the Bahamas for the price of a Big Mac. But compared to other premium condos in the area... it's...competitive? Yeah, let's go with competitive. You're paying for the view, let's be honest. And the convenience. And the… you know… the whole living-by-the-ocean vibe. Do the math! Factor in the cost of therapy you *won't* need because you're looking at that ocean every day. It *might* be justifiable. Maybe. (My bank account is still screaming, but hey, the view...)
Is there anything *bad* about it? Because even paradise has its downsides, right?
Alright, the dark side. Okay, yeah. First, the construction. There's *always* construction in Manila. Expect some noise, dust, and general chaos as they build… stuff. (But hey, at least the view will (hopefully) be even MORE spectacular in a few years, right?). Second, traffic. Pasay is a traffic *monster*. Getting in and out can be a nightmare. Factor that travel time into your life. And third... okay, this is specific... I *hate* the elevator etiquette. People don't wait for others to exit. They *rush*. Its the one place in the Philippines I've seen be really rude. Other than that, and perhaps the fact that it can get *incredibly* windy on those balconies, there is not a whole lot to complain about.
Would *you* live there? Be honest!
*Deep breath*. Okay. Would I? If I had the money, the time, the will to live with the traffic every day? YES. Absolutely. Without a shadow of a doubt. The view alone is almost worth it. When I was there, I imagined myself working on my laptop on the balcony, sipping coffee, feeling the sea breeze – it was pure bliss. Even the daily grind would feel less…grindy. It's just a feeling. It’s the feeling of truly *being* somewhere. The feeling of escape. The feeling of… well, I probably wouldn't be able to focus on work, honestly. I'd just be staring out at the ocean. But yeah. I'd live there.
