Escape to Paradise: Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa Awaits! - (Maybe?) A Messy, Honest, and Totally Unfiltered Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa. I'm talking FULL immersion. Forget the polite reviews, we're getting REAL. Let's see if this "Escape to Paradise" lives up to the hype, shall we?
First Impressions: The Good, the Bad, and the "Wait, What?"
Right off the bat, the location. Amphawa is… enchanting. Seriously, the floating markets and the canals! But the hotel itself? Well, it's nestled away, offering a sense of tranquility… assuming you can find it. Getting there? Airport transfer is a definite win (more on that later). The free on-site parking's a bonus, especially since navigating Thai traffic is a contact sport. They've even got… a car power charging station? Fancy!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and a Personal Soapbox)
Accessibility is crucial for me. And here’s where things get a little… messy. The elevator is a godsend, yes. But the “facilities for disabled guests”? I'm gonna need specifics. "Facilities" could mean anything from a gently sloping curb to a fully accessible room. I need to know the details. This isn't just a tick-box exercise, people! Can you comfortably roll around, shower, use the facilities without feeling like you're attempting a mountain climb? I need real answers. This is a major area for improvement, Amphawa Na Non. (And I'm hoping, praying, that you've taken this to heart!)
Internet: The Digital Lifeline & The Wi-Fi Woes
Okay, digital nomads, here’s the lowdown: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! However (because there's always a "however"), I found the Internet [LAN] a bit… unreliable. Sometimes fast, sometimes… like molasses in January. Wi-Fi in public areas worked better, but let's be honest, I want reliable Wi-Fi blasting into my room. I have a blog to update, people! And a YouTube channel to nurture.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa-topia, or More Like… Spa-Maybesville?
Listen, this is where Amphawa Na Non should shine. And it kinda does.
- The Pool with a View: Epic. Absolutely epic. Swimming while staring out over… well, Amphawa is magical. The Poolside Bar is a major score for sunsets.
- The Spa: I indulged. I had to. The massage was… good. Very good. But I confess, I've had better. I'd rate it a solid 7/10. The Sauna and Steamroom? Yes, please! The Body scrub and Body wrap? Also a win. This is where they've got it together, and the Spa area is gorgeous, with a very zen vibes.
- The Gym/Fitness Center: I'm not a gym-goer myself, (I prefer the art of snacking, you see), but it looked adequately equipped. Not exactly a cross-fit haven, mind you.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Tale of Triumph (and Possibly Regret)
This is where it gets exciting, folks. Or, depending on your choices, stomach-churning.
- Restaurants: Multiple! Asian cuisine in restaurant is a must-try. The Vegetarian restaurant is also great, too. I went for both!
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] is available, as well as international and Asian breakfasts. But honestly? The Breakfast in room option is where it's at!
- Room service [24-hour]: A godsend after a long day of exploring.
- Coffee shop: A must-visit!
- Snack bar & Poolside Bar: Essential. Especially for those Happy Hour cocktails.
The Dishes: My Favorite dishes were the Massaman and the Pad Thai were both to die for. The flavors are deep, authentic and full of life. My Regrets I had a couple of days where I over indulged. I ate way too much too fast.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Virus-Free? (Kinda?)
Okay, pandemic times, people! Daily disinfection in common areas is good. Room sanitization between stays? Excellent! Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Mostly, yeah. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. They've clearly put in some effort. But personally, I look for the little things. Like actual Anti-viral cleaning products, and Staff trained in safety protocol.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
Here's where Amphawa Na Non tries to impress.
- Concierge: Helpful, but not always the most knowledgeable.
- Daily housekeeping: Immaculate!
- Dry cleaning & Laundry service: Essential for a messy traveler like myself.
- Facilities for disabled guests: (See my rant above!)
- Food delivery: A lifesaver!
- Currency exchange & Cash withdrawal: Super convenient!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for those "I love you, and I'm sorry I'm so late" gifts.
- The little things: air conditioning in every room, daily refill of complimentary bottled water, complimentary tea, and coffee maker in the room.
Rooms: The Interior Jungle (In a Good Way)
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. The rooms themselves are… charming.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Luxurious touch.
- Free bottled water: A basic necessity.
- Mini bar: Always stocked for those midnight cravings.
- Coffee/tea maker: Godsend.
- Safe box: Peace of mind.
- Seating area & Sofa: A good place to rest and relax.
- Wake-up service: Important.
- Wi-Fi [free]: (See Wi-Fi rant above.)
The Imperfections and the Honest Truths
Look, Amphawa Na Non isn't perfect. I had a few minor quibbles.
- Soundproofing: Sometimes, a bit of street noise snuck through.
- The lighting in the bathroom: Could have been better.
Final Verdict: Should You "Escape to Paradise"?
Here's the brutally honest truth: Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa has potential. It’s beautiful, it's well located, and the spa is fantastic! But… accessibility needs WORK! The internet needs improvement, and some of the service could be a bit sharper.
The BIG Question:
Would I go back?
- Yes, but with a few caveats! If they improve those accessibility issues, and I need a serious spa fix, absolutely. It is a beautiful place. Offer for your audience to book hotel:
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My overall rating: 7.5/10 (with a strong potential to be higher with a few key improvements!)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly curated Instagram post. This is MY Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa itinerary, and believe me, it’s going to be a rollercoaster. Expect tears (of joy, hopefully!), questionable decisions, and a whole lotta realness.
Day 1: Arrival & Amphawa First Impressions – The Floaty Thingy
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK) – Ugh, the crowds! And the air conditioning is always on the blink. It's tropical, people, embrace the sweat! After I made it through customs (thank God for the pre-arranged visa – don’t be like me and wing it), I grabbed a taxi to the hotel. Traffic in Bangkok is a beast, even on a good day.
- 3:00 PM: Finally, arrive at Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa. Oh. My. Goodness. This place is picture-postcard perfect. Seriously, I think I drooled a little. The lobby smells of jasmine and something else…something divine. Check-in was smooth (another reason to love pre-booked everything!). The staff are ridiculously friendly. They hand-delivered a welcome drink - the coldness of the drink was a relief to my throat.
- 3:30 PM: Settle into my room! This is when I learned they are eco-friendly and didn't provided toothbrush or toothpaste. Good thing I brought my own. The room is stunning and I want to jump into that bathtub.
- 4:30 PM: I decided to take a walk around Amphawa Floating Market. Let me tell you, it took my breath away, although it was only 20 minutes away from Hotel. The vibrant colors, the smells of cooking food, and the cacophony of sounds… it's sensory overload in the best way possible. I saw boats loaded with food. Everyone was so relaxed, and I felt a strange sense of peace.
- 5:30 PM: My first street food experience: I snagged some noodles. I was completely overwhelmed and decided to go with the flow. They handed me a bowl of noodles. To be honest, I was too busy trying to remember how to use chopsticks. I made it. I survived.
- 6:30 PM: Sunset (should have been, the weather was a bit off that day!). The river was alive with light, and the temple bells chimed. This is the kind of moment you book a trip for. I found a little spot by the canal and I sat there, all alone, with a cup of iced coffee, taking it all in. It was perfect.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner time! Okay, I ate way too much Pad Thai. And Spring Rolls. And Mango Sticky Rice. I waddled back to the hotel, feeling like a stuffed, happy pig.
Day 2: Temple-Hopping, Massage Bliss & Cat Chaos
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. It was an experience! I went for the continental breakfast, which I regretted the moment I saw the amazing smelling Thai food. Next day…
- 9:00 AM: Visit Wat Amphawan Chetiyaram, a beautiful temple right on the river. The gold shimmered in the sunlight. I found myself captivated by the statues and the quiet hum of devotion. I didn't know it at the time, but it's also where the monk Luang Pho Tai lived.
- 10:30 AM: Massage Time! I booked a traditional Thai massage at the hotel spa. Seriously, if you're a massage person, you NEED to book this. I had a brilliant masseuse knew exactly what to do with my travel-weary muscles. I spent the next forever feeling completely relaxed and blissfully calm.
- 1:00 PM: Quick lunch.
- 2:00 PM: Explore the local Amphawa market. The market was filled with local people and I got to buy many things. The air buzzed with conversation, the smell of spices, and the sheer joy of discovering hidden gems. I picked up a scarf that I'll probably never wear but HAD to have.
- 4:00 PM: Floating market. I wandered around, staring and wondering what to buy this time.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a small restaurant by the river. I ordered something I couldn’t pronounce. It was spicy as hell, but delicious. I sat there, watching the boats drift by, thinking, “This is the life.”
- 7:30 PM: Cat chaos (my own fault!). I kept seeing cats by the canal, I wanted to pet all of them. I tried to get close, and one of them suddenly scratched my arm. Not the best souvenir, but hey, it's a story, right?
- 8:00 PM: I decided to go back to my room and rest.
Day 3: Departure…and a Little Bit of Longing
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast at the hotel and I realized I didn't eat this breakfast before. I went for the Thai food.
- 9:00 AM: Did some more exploring of Amphawa. Took pictures and decided to go around Amphawa one more time.
- 12:00 PM: Check out of the hotel, the hotel staff was so sad to see me go. I felt sad too, but I knew I had to go.
- 1:00 PM: Taxi back to Bangkok. The ride wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive at BKK, still not sure how to get through customs.
- 5:00 PM: Fly back home and be sad.
Final Thoughts:
Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa was the perfect base. The hotel was stunning, the people were lovely, and the atmosphere was genuinely relaxing. This itinerary? A mess, a bit chaotic, and entirely my own. Amphawa, you were incredible. I'll be back. And next time, I'm bringing catnip.
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So, first things first: Is Amphawa Na Non Hotel & Spa really as dreamy as those Insta pics?
Okay, full disclosure: I went in expecting serenity. You know, the usual "floating market vibes" and picture-perfect shots. And yeah, it *mostly* delivers. Amphawa Na Non is definitely charming. Like, *really* charming. Think traditional wooden houses, everything's kinda rickety but in a cute way. The water… well, it *was* clean, especially when you compare it to Bangkok's canals! (Sorry, Bangkok, I love you, but you know it's true.) But... let's be honest. "Dreamy" is subjective, right? My "dream" included a complete lack of mosquito swarms at 3 AM. They failed on that one. And the "floating market vibes"? Prepare for crowds. *Huge* crowds. Think Black Friday, but with more noodles. But, the hotel itself? Pretty darn lovely. Think of it as a slightly imperfect paradise… but paradise nonetheless.
The rooms! Tell me about the rooms. Cozy? Spacious? Enough power outlets for a millennial’s devices?
Okay, the rooms… where do I even begin? We booked a "Deluxe River View" room. Sounds fancy, right? It *was*. Gorgeous, even. Big, sprawling bed, mosquito nets (thank GOD – see previous answer!), and a balcony that overlooked the river. That river view? Spectacular. Especially at sunrise. I almost cried, it was so pretty. Almost. Then I spilled coffee on my new white linen pants. (Story of my life.) The bathroom was, well, *Thai bathroom* clean and charming, with a strong water jet to wash all the bits, the kind I only get to use when I travel abroad. Power outlets? They *were* there, but like, strategically placed. I ended up charging my phone on the floor because the nearest outlet was behind the bed and I’m short. Bring an extension cord. Trust me.
What about the spa? Is it worth splashing out on a massage?
Oh. My. GAWD. The spa. Okay, listen closely. I *live* for massages. My shoulders are perpetually coiled into knots from staring at a computer screen all day. So, yes. Absolutely YES. It's worth it. I got the traditional Thai massage, and let me tell you, it was… intense. Like, the masseuse was bending me into positions I didn’t even know were humanly possible. But it was pure bliss. Afterwards, I felt like I could sprout wings and fly away. (And probably would have, if I hadn't had to walk back to my room.) The aroma… imagine a symphony of lemongrass and frangipani. Go. Book a massage. Thank me later. Seriously, go. Don’t even think about it. Just do it. Book it *now*.
Let's talk food! How was the grub in the hotel and around Amphawa?
Okay, food... a mixed bag, honestly. The hotel restaurant was… fine. A little pricier than the street food, naturally. Their breakfasts were good, but nothing that blew me away. You know, the usual: eggs, toast, some fruit. The coffee was… ok. Needed about three cups to get me going after battling mosquitoes all night. But the *street food*? That's where Amphawa shines. We’re talking boat noodles, fresh seafood (right from the river!), mango sticky rice (OMG, *the* mango sticky rice!). Pro Tip: Don’t be afraid to venture out! The little restaurants along the river offer amazing food at rock-bottom prices. One night, we stumbled upon a tiny place run by this sweet old lady who made the best Pad Thai I've ever eaten. Seriously. Worth the risk of food poisoning. (Just kidding! Mostly.)
What are some must-do activities in Amphawa? (Besides, y'know, eating Pad Thai)
Okay, besides stuffing your face… Boat trips! Absolutely. Go on a longtail boat tour through the canals – it’s the best way to get a feel for the area. You'll see temples, houses on stilts, and if you're lucky, a monitor lizard sunbathing. We actually saw a *massive* one, and I screamed like a little kid. (Don’t judge me.) The firefly boat tours at night are also a must, especially around sunset. It's magical, watching the fireflies dancing in the trees. Just… be prepared for the boat to get crowded, and for the boat captain to blast some of the most questionable pop music you'll ever hear. Another must-do is to visit the weekend floating market (which is why you are there, right?). It has a huge amount of stuff, including food and goods and souvenirs. Don't forget to visit the temples too! They are well worth your time even in the heat and the crowds!
Any hidden gems or things to avoid at Amphawa Na Non?
Hidden gems… hmm. Okay, I'm going to share a secret. Right next to the hotel, there's a tiny little cafe with the *best* iced coffee. The owner is this really friendly woman who speaks broken English but makes the most delicious lattes. Go there. Avoid… well, avoid the impulse buys at the floating market. I bought a ceramic cat statue that now proudly sits on my desk. It's… questionable. Also, avoid over-scheduling yourself. Amphawa is all about slowing down and soaking it in. Don’t rush around trying to see everything. Just… be. And maybe pack extra bug spray.
Would you go back to Amphawa Na Non? And, honestly, what's the ONE thing you'd change?
Okay, the big question! Yes, I would absolutely go back. Despite the mosquitoes, the crowds, and the questionable cat statue. Amphawa Na Non is a truly special place. It’s charming, relaxing, and a world away from the hustle and bustle of city life. One thing I’d change? The mosquitoes. Seriously. I’d install some kind of magical mosquito-repelling force field around the entire hotel. Or maybe just a really, really good mosquito zapper. Or perhaps a deal with the local bats to eat them all at night! One of those would work so much better than just bug spray! All the bug spray.
Okay, let's get real: Any absolute disasters?
Disasters? Well, aside from the aforementioned mosquito army? Hmmm... Oh! Yes! One night, while exploring the local shops, I managed to trip and drop a *massive* pile of incense sticks. Like, it looked like I’d single-handedly decimated an entire incense factory. The shop owner – bless herBook Hotels Now
